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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 19, 2007 12:57:04 GMT
time for a pure sisters made random story just ad another sentace to what is put before
ill start
One day a girl named Polly was walking through the street when.....
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freakysunday
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Post by freakysunday on Aug 19, 2007 14:35:25 GMT
a crow that was sitting atop of a house on the other side of the road flys down, lands on her shoulder and says...
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Post by Vengeance on Aug 19, 2007 14:42:49 GMT
"Hello little girl. Polly want a cracker?" before opening it's wings showing the girl all his beautifully coloured feathers. ...
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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 19, 2007 21:59:51 GMT
wow said polly u are a very preety bird what are you doing so close to human beings?
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Post by Jamie on Aug 20, 2007 10:01:43 GMT
And the bird replies...
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Post by Vengeance on Aug 20, 2007 11:08:45 GMT
"Humans are nice fluffy things that I want to one day marry and live happily ever after!" ...
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Post by Jamie on Aug 20, 2007 13:33:41 GMT
The man stands there shocked, before hitting the bird off his shoulder.
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 17:38:09 GMT
LMFAO I love this story
the bird flew away all sorrowful. It thought it had found the one true love in its life. It was becoming over emotional, and started crying, which blurred its eyes and made it fly straight into a tree, and die. A worm by the name of Penelope, had been kicked out of her home - the big apple, by the landlord and was looking for somewhere warm to stay, and curled up under the dead birds feathers
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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 20, 2007 17:58:42 GMT
omg ewwwwww emzi
it came to 12 o clock at night when penelope realsied just what she was curled up under.. she froze at the thought or lice and mites and madea runner for it into the darkness
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 18:04:24 GMT
LMAO =]
A minivan drove along, and out jumped Madonna
'Penelope, I would like you to be one of my new back up dancers'
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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 20, 2007 18:06:59 GMT
but im so small ..
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 18:08:22 GMT
'Don't worry, the audience will love you'
Madonna picked up the worm and took it into the minibus, they then got into the hot tub
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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 20, 2007 18:27:22 GMT
oh no said penelope im not good with water
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 18:31:40 GMT
Penelope hopped back out and sat on the sofa
'So exactly how much am i getting payed? I may have to call my agent'
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Post by tinkerbell on Aug 20, 2007 18:37:24 GMT
thats not been sorted yet penelope we will see how u get on
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 18:38:56 GMT
'Hmmm, ok, i'll have a go'
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Post by helen on Aug 20, 2007 20:04:56 GMT
Then all of as udden
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 20, 2007 21:28:52 GMT
The minibus crashed, madonna went flying into the worm, screaming. In results the worm got in her mouth, and in a haste to breathe she swallowed Penelope
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Post by Jamie on Aug 21, 2007 7:22:06 GMT
Madonna screamed as Penelope slipped down her throat. She slammed her head on the table to try and release Penelope from her throat and .....
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 21, 2007 7:53:28 GMT
nothing. The worm was gone.
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