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Post by helen on Aug 21, 2007 14:39:12 GMT
Sad and crying Madonna got up and walked into a
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Post by liane on Aug 21, 2007 16:59:38 GMT
a giant brick wall, she had been so distracted by her dispair, she'd completely missed it! As she was sitting on the floor, rubbing her head, she noticed...
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Post by helen on Aug 21, 2007 17:37:57 GMT
that there was an unusual looking
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 21, 2007 18:25:21 GMT
Carrot, She got up to examine it
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Post by helen on Aug 21, 2007 18:27:57 GMT
[lmao!]
and noticed that it was turning yellow
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Post by liane on Aug 22, 2007 19:20:25 GMT
she thought this was slightly odd, so decided to pick it up to take it to a carrot specialist but as she bent over to pick it up...
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 22, 2007 19:21:47 GMT
It kicked her in the face and ran off
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 19:22:40 GMT
Sitting on the floor, embarrassed and angry she decided to
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Post by liane on Aug 22, 2007 19:22:49 GMT
she was rather offended by the behaviour of the yellow carrot, so she...
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 22, 2007 19:24:48 GMT
smacked herself over the head with a sasquatch's flip flop
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 19:25:25 GMT
when she looked at the flip flop she noticedi t had
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Post by liane on Aug 22, 2007 19:37:55 GMT
sprouted ears, eyes, nose and a mouth. she was horrified and flung the flip flop as far as she could, but...
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 19:45:23 GMT
it hit a bouncy castle and bounced back and smacked her in the face
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Post by liane on Aug 22, 2007 19:53:14 GMT
she picked up the flip flop and stormed off towards a busy road, the suddenly it began talkin to her in a london accent, it said...
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 22, 2007 20:25:02 GMT
'Oright mte, you know where the nearest chippy is?'
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 20:26:53 GMT
In complete astonishment she through it on the floor and then it
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 22, 2007 20:46:39 GMT
slid down the drain. she then ran out into the road and got run over by a bus
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 20:49:35 GMT
she got up with tyre treads all over her and she saw her reflection in a shop window and screamed
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Post by X0-F4LL3NH4L0 on Aug 22, 2007 20:50:23 GMT
she then got run over again, she was dead
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Post by helen on Aug 22, 2007 20:51:51 GMT
After being given mouth to mouth by a paramedic she sprung to life
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